::DIRTY JOKE::

DIRTY JOKE

Dear A.J.
I promise that I will updated my Eng. Progress at the weekend, but yesterday I read Bangkok Post about 7-8 articles during the way came to class.

--as I promise on Tuesday... here are my Eng. progress

- Read more 2-3 articles From Nation

- Finished Chapter 3 of Harry Potter

and the sorcerer's stone.(Just right now 555+)

- Total vocab now is 428 words

(most of them come from Harry)

- Lots of Eng songs this week...

- Listened Eng. news on CNN chanel

it's about Herricane Katrina & her dammage in Mississippi

Ugh..Terrible, isn't it?

- More change about the project

we decided to change the topic to :

"From Crown To Crow"

- I tried to search the info. about "make it over" in google

but lots of them are not related...

- We planed some more joke on last Monday too

(but now I forgot them-- I 'm short terms of memory person)

That's it !!!

Hi guys… How was the test ? terrible difficult, isn't it ?
Here… I have one story to help you to be more relax…
After a whole serious day. I read this story last week
and I would like to share this to all of you.
I believe you will like it in the way I do…555+…

ENJOY

There was one dangerous prisoner who just escaped from the prison,

he went to rob the bank with a gun

that he stole from a prison's guard…
While he was walking along the footpath,

he met one house so he decided to broke in

for some clothes and food.
Suddenly, he saw a naked-man

on the naked-body of a woman…

They're making love…
Then, the prisoner, who have no sex

more than 10 years started to feel hot…
He tied the man (house owner) with a chair

and a woman with a bed.
He bowed his head on the nook of woman's neck

before walked into the bathroom.

"Darling…" the husband started.
"Looking from the way he dress,

I'm sure he must be an escaped-prison or something…
it looks like he is going rape you.
And from the way he kisses you,
I think he didn't have sex with anyone for a long time.
Anyway, I love you, honey… but if you let him do …
(I know you guy know what does he gonna do … right?)
I'm sure we will be safe…"
He told his wife.

And this is what the wife answered.
"well…he didn't actually kiss me, my dear.
He just whisper me that he's GAY and asking me for a VASLINE."
So, I told him that it's in the bathroom. "Anyway, I love you too."

How 's you guys like it... 'ment me...